win our “You Gotta Play to Lose” Loser Mug or our Grossery Bag, “I Got a B in Punmanship.” Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets, “We’ve Seen Better” or “IDiot Card.” First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air “freshener” (Fir Stink for their first ink). Join the Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at me/invdev. Of course, most of the civilized world doesn’t need to disguise “science-based” or “diversity.” Recession: Fun-size economy. Y., a First Offender) Shameless: Morally liberated.“Like” Style Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at bit.ly/inkofday; follow @Style Invite on Twitter. (Jeff Contompasis, Ashburn, Va.) Climate change: Thermal advancement.The good news, Nicci, is that all of the answers can be derived from the same exact technique – flipping things over to consider the other person’s point of view.
(Jeff Shirley) Slaughterhouse: Animal destiny accelerated fulfillment center. (Duncan Stevens, Vienna, Va.) Murder: Surprise assisted death. Anyway, at first I listed myself as “A few pounds extra” thinking it was an honest description.Well, two male co-workers were talking about online dating and mentioned that they’d never contact a girl that was in that class or “curvy”, because any time they’d met one in the past, she’d been much heavier than in her pictures.(Jesse Frankovich) Binge drinking: Imbibitional capacity determination. (Melissa Balmain) Dating someone underage: Mentoring. (Steve Honley, Washington) Death: Medical bill abatement process. (Chris Doyle, Denton, Tex.) Body fat: Core insulation. (Kevin Dopart, Washington) Cancer: Personal growth. (Mark Raffman) Collusion: Special opportunity for international cooperation.